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celsisus:

ridge:

walking past your crush like

THIS GIRL IS A NATIONAL.HERO

lickitungrapunxel:

noddin my head like yeah 

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movin my hips like yeah 

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shota-pop:

when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird

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ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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draven926:

theboywasonfiretoo:

michaeeeeeeeeeeeeeel:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

to get a lot of followers you need a popular post

to get a popular post you need a lot of followers

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to get a job you need experience

to get experience you need a job

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to get a car you need a job

to get a job you need a car

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to become more comfortable with social interaction you need to go to public places

to go to public places you need to become more comfortable with social interaction

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cumber-b:

natureisthecult:

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

this is 500% of what’s wrong with my life

i just love the disbelief in the cat’s eyes over the fact that her own leg is kicking the shit out of her

cumber-b:

natureisthecult:

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

this is 500% of what’s wrong with my life

i just love the disbelief in the cat’s eyes over the fact that her own leg is kicking the shit out of her

joshpeck:

literallyrad:

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

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take this picture down immediately

aobadatsgay:

I AM FUCKING DEAD. SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 2 THING THAT’S BEEN GOING AROUND SO I CONTACTED THEIR LIVE CHAT SUPPORT FOR HELP. WELL THE PERSON WANTED MY INFO AND FOR ME TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION I SET UP SO THEY COULD PUT THE GAME IN MY COLLECTION.
THE QUESTION WAS “What was your dream job as a kid?”
GUESS WHO HAD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TO A LIVE PERSON WITH “Doing your mom.”. SPOILET ALERT IT WAS FUCKING ME.

ramen-no-jutsu:

yamatoesies:

thenextkage:

back to school shopping for a backpack

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don’t forget your pencils!!

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and your lunch

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ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

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gentlemanbones:

samurott:

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

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autistickaworu:

SOMEONE EXPALIN THIS TO ME

autistickaworu:

SOMEONE EXPALIN THIS TO ME