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kuueater:

tylerdoestmblr:

I guess kuueater got a real job.

shut up mom the internet is my real job

kuueater:

tylerdoestmblr:

I guess kuueater got a real job.

shut up mom the internet is my real job

meladoodle:

autodumb:

boys hands are VERY important to me

i imagine theyre pretty important to them too

sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

  • Me: *sees skeleton decorations in store*
  • Me: *breathes*
  • Mom: no
  • ask-omnipony:

    luckydreaming:

    Are fedoras really that bad?

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    YES YES THEY ARE

    I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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    I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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    Right..?

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    The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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    ultralorde:

are you coming back to bed babe

    ultralorde:

    are you coming back to bed babe

    officialputin:

    putins-boyfriend:

    putins-girlfriend:

    yourtubes:

    reblog if your url represents who you really are 

    I am really Putin’s girlfriend

    then we have a problem

    I can explain it

    urtube:

    If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

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    that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

    zapidos:

    My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

    remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

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